being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

being black on a Friday night by Nick D July 19, 2004

Friday by Rebecca Black 

WORST. SONG. EVER!!!!!

a video that a terrible singer made that should go die in a pit. of fire. while getting shot with a machine gun. with vultures ripping at her face. while getting beat up by the rapist from the bed intruder song. while getting eaten by the monster under your bed.

Person 1: *plays Friday by Rebecca Black*
Person 2: AUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH REAOIHJ;GZDIRHLRAEGORHTE;OGIHEGORITHJENGB;THOIGJRNEBLHEGO;TNJIHNEGRB;HOEGKLBRHOTPOYG;JBKLH;5EOAGIHKBJY H4GERJIBOZEA4;JWVKNZFBTHES5J;ORBJKDZRHLSJEAOGIHOUEJKN4GWRLBJAHJGK.NVRBEATHK

Friday by Rebecca Black by MyNameIsTheBaconator April 10, 2011

brack friday bunduru 

The package Sony has provided to US customers on black friday 2013 for the release of their Playstation 4. It includes four controllers, a map of Japan, a hundred dollar rebate, and, allows you to automatically pre-order for Metal Gear Solid V.

What's going to be the big item everyone goes for this Black Friday? It just might be the PlayStation 4. Sony has just announced they offering a special Black Friday bundle, called the "Brack Friday Bunduru".

brack friday bunduru by sirbutters November 22, 2013

Black-Fridayed 

To be mobbed or overrun by an onward surge of crazed shoppers/zombies - possibly resulting in grave or serious bodily harm.

Schlomo: My goodness, Saul, why are you in a wheelchair?
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing first-in-line for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black-Fridayed" down the aisle by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line at a Black Friday sale!
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...

Black-Fridayed by Rex Righteous December 29, 2012

black fridaying 

the act of going shopping as early as possible to get early bird specials on the most sale filled day of the year with the most people fighting over sales they could find cheaper online if they looked for them but are too hyped up about it to care

girl 1: hey what'd you do yesterday?
girl 2: i was black fridaying, i found an ipod on sale for $250
girl 1: oh i got the same one online for $150 sucks for you i got to sleep

black fridaying by shopaholic15323 November 26, 2009

Black Fridayed 

To be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to the Rebecca Black video "Friday".

Zach: Dude I sent you a sweet XBox Live message while I was drunk, it's hillarious!.

John: *listens to message* Dood that was just Rebecca Black singing Friday? You fucking Black Fridayed me!

Black Fridayed by dankemung May 13, 2011

Black Fridate 

n. (1) Taking your date shopping on Black Friday; (2) a date on the day after Thanksgiving, during which you both go shopping

Karl: What are you doing after Thanksgiving?
Julie: I have a Black Fridate with my new boyfriend, Mark.

Black Fridate by Just changin' November 23, 2010