Bert Mccracken

his music speaks more to me than anyone ever could.

Bert Mccraccken and his greasy hair are a role model to my generation. a generation were fuckin up and gettin hooked is a gud thing until u have done it for to long

by spongebobs drug addiction December 22, 2003

Q-Bert

a cool classic video game from the early 80s where you maneuver the joystick to place the little orange monster Q-Bert on a pyramid of pads, changing their color. The goal is to land on all the pads on the pyramid to change all the colors. Then you commence to do the same thing at the next level (the next pyramid). Q-Bert must avoid bouncing critters (like snakes), if he's hit by one he cusses (a talk balloon filled with "swear word symbols" like "@#$*!" appears). If you're not careful with the joystick, Q-Bert could jump off the pyramid edge by accident.

I first played Q-Bert while I was at a bash with some friends at a Godfather's Pizza joint. Their motto is "Pizza you can't refuse". Q-Bert is a thrill to play even today.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 15, 2008

Bert Bowes Junior Secondary School

a stupid school where all the teachers pick favorites and the duties will look for any excuse to put you in the office or even to say you name and make you think that you're in trouble

bert bowes junior secondary school's

teacher #1 : hey im gonna give this kid an A just because i feel like it.

teacher #2 : what about this kid?

Duty : ya that kid was walking down the hall during lunch so i sent him down to the office... you should fail him

Teacher#1: hey thats a good idea!

by i can't wait to graduate June 10, 2009

Heavy Bertation

Serene Branson's signature phrase after the 2011 Grammy awards during a live newscast when she could speak nothing but sheer jibberish for over 10 seconds.

Well, a very very heavy — Heavy Bertation tonight. We had a very daris-darrison fight. Let’s go ahead terrace taze English for the bit to have the pick.

by ironic777 March 4, 2011

Berted

When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.

I told you not to fade it high. You Berted me.

by bobjones3r4234 February 9, 2010

bertation

The emotion felt when a favorite performer does not meet expectations at an award ceremony, despite multiple nominations.

Sometimes spelled, "burtation" or "bertasion".

Well a very very heavay-uh-heaveh bertation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet.

by OregonMyOregon March 5, 2011

bert mccracken

A God, the hottest, greatest person living, like walking perfection

i'd wanna do more than just him his leg!!....i dont know why i want him to bite my cheek

by .... August 15, 2003