by secretfreak April 18, 2009
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David: Ya Fam dw about me dawg I'm just chillen here on the porch
David: Ya Fam dw about me dawg I'm just chillen here on the porch
by XGN Remy VII July 15, 2016
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My car just got blessedfury'd from the parking lot!
My car just got blessedfury'd from the parking lot!
by ZOMGITSHOBO February 5, 2010
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Get the Bheestie mug.Their pointed head means they have no brain power. Bless their pointed heads means the same as bless them Lord for they are ignorant. They don't know any better than to do what their doing. It is a derogatory statement about someone doing something stupid.
They didn't know it was dangerous to drive a vehicle at night without head lights, bless their pointed heads!
by Shuggie March 8, 2017
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Get the Bless the beef mug.The greatest and kindest person alive, she will make you laugh 24/7 and make a.wesome fart jokes that'll blow you away. not only does she have the greatest hugging machines (or better known as ArMs), but she also was scientifically proven to be a 100% best college mom (esp to those called Sandy and Jennifer <3) her beauty is undefined even by urban dictionary, but us as humble authors will try. she is truly a BLESSING to the world. We all need a Blessina® in our lives. If one is not enough, get more!! (warning: one is always more than enough because of how great she is. Overdose on Blessina® may cause serious cause of cuteness syndrome and diabetes from the sweetness).
*1am in a study room*
J: "lets go eat cereal!!!"
S: "no we gotta eat ramen!!!!!!!!"
B: "THANK YOU, NEXT"
J&S: "But mom..."
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*2 seconds later*
OOPS TOO LATE, due to high demand, all Blessinas® have been kidnapped by two heinous criminals known only as Sans and Jenny. (aka dumb and dumber)
J: "lets go eat cereal!!!"
S: "no we gotta eat ramen!!!!!!!!"
B: "THANK YOU, NEXT"
J&S: "But mom..."
Do you have a Blessina® in your life? If not, what are you waiting for??!! Dial 6969696969-I-LOVE-BLESSINA to order your own Blessina® today! Time is running out, you don't want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity >.<
*2 seconds later*
OOPS TOO LATE, due to high demand, all Blessinas® have been kidnapped by two heinous criminals known only as Sans and Jenny. (aka dumb and dumber)
by Sans&Jenny November 14, 2018
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