Bent like Trent

(adjective) Whenever a person makes an obviously unwise business decision that will undoubtedly bring harm to them in the immediate or not too distant future.

Robert's fucking out there, the fucking piece of shit is bent like Trent and ripping everyone off he can, slinging that fake H that's already put a few cats down for the count. He's gonna end up deep-sixxed sooner rather than later, and that's probably for the best.

by Nikki Stixx May 21, 2021

bent over

to assertively (and hopefully consensually and pleasantly) be leaned over an object at the waist such as to allow vaginal penetration from behind

She was smiling all day at the office today 'cause her boyfriend told her on the phone she was going to get bent over the couch when he got home.

by LewisT August 22, 2005

bent as a banana

To be as stoned as humanly possible.

Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!

by markuz August 24, 2005

Bent Over Rover

When a guy stands with his legs shoulder width apart, bends over reaching one hand out between his legs while rubbing his meat pole. The goal is to let all of your blood rush to your head so when you go boom the rush is bigger.

However beware of the rover, as it comes closer to ignition, the legs get weak and you begin to rover.

Amateurs tend to reach for a door knob or a handle of sorts to brace themselves from the rover.

Dude had never been laid and was reliant on getting himself off, but was getting bored of just rubbing one out. He needed something new and wanted to go big. He had heard that strangling himself would create a bigger high, but was too scared he might end up killing himself so he decided to try the Bent Over Rover. DAMN, what a rush!

by bj_124_4eva May 8, 2010

bent out of shape

agitated,upset

ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
*>bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (annoyed and fey)

"Hey, man," he started, "what are you all bent out of shape
about?"

Gritting my teeth, I snapped "Don't get me started, pal,"

by mandingoe October 10, 2005

Bent the brim

When somebody screws up and lets another person down, they have bent the brim. This phrase is interchangeable with "You dun goofed."

When Ken Griffey Jr. failed to release a sequel to his fantastic N64 videogame, he bent the brim according to many fans.

After johnny screwed up his friend's plans by getting arrested, joey stated "Dammit Johnny, you really bent the brim on this one."

"You've completely bent the brim this time Bradley", mom exclaimed after finding my brother stealing cookies.

by Im so hip August 7, 2014

bent dick

A penis that has been worn out from too much action and it's shaft is permanently bent on an angle between 25 and 90 degrees.

"Hey bro, your ding dong is a bit bent"

"YEAH MAN! A bent dick good for cornering!"

by CoolCodes September 1, 2017