bergerhofer

A fat man who wears tight shirts, and likes children a little to much.

I saw a Bergerhofer the other day, he made me feel uncomfortable.

by Johnny flendint June 17, 2020

Bodger

Someone who is over-confident when it comes to fixing something and usually creates a much larger problem. They will also blame it on an unrelated issue after messing it up.

Brad: "I can fix the toilet easily"
George: "Ok mukka"
5 mins
George: "What have you done you have made it worse. You are such a bodger!"
Brad: "Vibrations init"

by Ch1cker April 8, 2021

Beger

Just a guy whos ginger and has a great name

this beger is not black at all

by RUNSEL March 17, 2022

Trouser badgers

The noise created by the expulsion of air from the anus.

Someone farts and people ask 'what was that noise?'.
The person who farted explains that 'It was trouser badgers'.

by Trouserbadger June 10, 2009

stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

Staple Badger

An alternate name for a staple remover. Named for an 'angry badger' like appearance, with its menacing sharp teeth ready to strike at unsuspecting file clerks.

Manuela, can I borrow your staple badger? I seem to have stapled this contract to my tie.

by Archangel-22 June 11, 2016

Coin badger

A latino women who wanders the casino aimlessly looking for coins left on a machine that are not hers..

If I meet one broke ass coin Badger again in Las Vegas looking for extra money on the machines I'm going to throw up

by Vegasbadboy November 14, 2019