Bed Buddy's

Two people who are friends and sleep together but have no serious releationship

Kaylee : Wow you are so lucky girl to have Chad as your Bed Buddy!
Kiersten : Yeah Chad's really likes pretty little petite girls he say's they are more fun to fuck!
Kaylee Wow I'm petite maybe we could be Bed Buddy's too!
Kiersten : Uh I don't think so not to be mean or anything but your face look's like a big pile of dog crap!
Kaylee : Maybe if I wear a bag on my head I could have a chance!
Kiersten : Uh not gonna happen!

by SlopNChop May 2, 2017

tanning bed

A bed/booth you lay/stand in. It has ultraviolet bulbs that emit UV very much similar to the sun. It will give you a tan very much like the sun does. There is a possibility skin cancer can be acquired from using one of these devices.

Damn she's tan, she must be using the tanning bed again

by ExtremeTan August 22, 2006

bed slave

An individual purchased as property for the sole purpose of performing sexual acts.

The brothel was short on women so the owner purchased several bed slaves to accomodate patrons.

by Enem99 January 26, 2013

Charlie Bed

A bed put together from randomly assembled pillows and blankets on the floor, usually used in place of a normal bed, and usually in the same room as a normal bed.

"No thanks guys, I'll just build a Charlie Bed instead of sleeping next to you."

by Apollo18 December 18, 2007

Bed Slug

When you stay in bed for so long you get a bit sticky/clammy, like a slug.

My girlfriend is such a bed slug.

by poofiepoop May 14, 2016

bed booms

When you shit yourself in bed

Daniel why did I find bed booms in the sheets again?!

by Julie Penguin January 7, 2015

Bed Veggie

Typically a female who remains rather lifeless during intercourse. One who lacks in sexual excitement, possesses the qualities of a paralyzed individual, and expects his or her partner to do all the "work".

Guy A) So how'd it go last night?? You sleep with her? I heard she was a freak!

Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.

by JosesRoo December 28, 2011