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Beardfuck

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.
Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.
by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014
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Boo Bear

A Boo Bear is what you call the sweetest boyfriend in the world. Someone who is incredibly cuddly and cute, and does anything to make you smile.
I love my Boo Bear so much!
by Renae Wright November 29, 2011
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beard fever

An epidemic marked by lack of sound judgement and mania when activated in carriers of the illness. Symptoms cause individuals of all genders and sexual persuasions to overlook multiple undesirable qualities in a male partner (lack of fitness, poor hygiene, mundane personality, bad sense of humor, and general unattractiveness), if the man of interest has an impressive beard, which is no small feat.

For the purpose of this definition, an "impressive beard" can be operationalized as possessing silky color, soft texture, fullness, and having no ingrowns.
-OMG!!! I just saw the hottest guy on the planet!

-Gross, that was Peter Jackson.
-I LOVE his beard!!

-You've obviously been infected with beard fever.
by Lizz Davis January 9, 2010
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Beard Lovers

Fans of the popular youtuber, WheezyWaiter.
WheezyWaiter: Hey, beard lovers.
by EagleH8r November 13, 2011
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Bear's Ass

An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.
How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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Beardfag

An overly confident man with a beard who is unaware and or unconcerned by the disgust his beard causes to decent clean human beings.
Tyrone: Have you heard beards contain more bacteria than dog fur. Beardfags disgust me they are a mothership of lice and Quiche crumbs
Jamail: No I wasn’t aware of that beardfact however I was reading scientists say that men with beards have been shown to have smaller balls on average.
by Twowongsdontmakeawhite April 15, 2019
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beacuriful

(adj) beautiful beyond belief. Meant to be used when a friend is putting themselves down and they need to understand just how beautiful they are.
Ella: I'm so ugly.
Samantha: STOP IT!!! YOU ARE BEACURIFUL AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!
by ratatata-touie April 14, 2020
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