A terrible collection of what seems to be facial hair hanging off the face some poor misguided douche bag.
by 4orty April 14, 2011
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(n.) - Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.
Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.
by Super-Extra August 6, 2007
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Locations of his bag are still unknown.
Locations of his bag are still unknown.
by epicbeardman February 17, 2010
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Get the Bearded Clam mug.A scraggly untended beard that looks like you have been hiding from society for month writing your manifesto.
Person 1: What the hell died on Carl's face?
Person 2: Oh, that? He's just growing a manifesto beard.
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You could tell the unabomber was dangerous because he had a manifesto beard.
Person 2: Oh, that? He's just growing a manifesto beard.
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You could tell the unabomber was dangerous because he had a manifesto beard.
by rpetras February 23, 2010
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Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened to Brian last night?"
Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."
Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."
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