bi-polar bear

a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.

Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.

Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.

by astrolad May 20, 2009

Hibernating Bloody Polar Bear

A variation of the bloody polar bear.

In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.

Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!

Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?

Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!

Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!

by The Arctic Polar February 03, 2011

wet Alaskan polar bear.

When you paint a grizzly White, then finger it until it is wet.

He gave that bear a wet Alaskan polar bear.

by money grabber 69 April 13, 2021

polar bear head

A blowjob with cold hands and lots of teeth.

I got polar bear head last night, it wasn't that great.
I hear Katie gives polar bear head.

by Redditor12 February 19, 2014

big crazy polar bear

Well...It is big, it is crazy, and, my fine feathered friend, it is in fact a Polar Bear. You can also call your friend this. All in good fun of course.

The Big Crazy Polar Bear tried to convince me that stale fish tastes better unharmed.

by LoLa October 31, 2004

cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

by Outkast with a K December 05, 2004

Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.

yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.

by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009