Bear

The male equivalent of a cougar. An older male who seeks young females for sexual purposes. Slang terms include "PedoBear" "Beary" and "A Smokey The Bear"

I don't have daddy issues you bear!
Your an old bear, go hibernate!
Daddy says no taking candy from bears.

by Dalen Caberson September 6, 2010

The Bear

A traumatic experience with a bear which causes an individual to chase people acting like a bear screaming "THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR!"

Emma: "OMG Jack, you know that girl Philipineness in our class?"

Jack: "Yeah what about her?"

Emma: "Apparentally she does The Bear to people all the time".

Jack: "Yeah that chick is weird! I hear she squeezed Allison's boobs so hard that she got bruises on them!"

Emma: "Oh yuck. She has issues."

by Mr Mczy December 9, 2008

bears?

a simple way of saying "I want some crack"

I want some Bears?

by Weylin Patrick May 16, 2004

Bears

Bears is another way of expressing disappointment when something unfortunate occurs.

Phil: "I got fired today..."
Kurt: "That's fuckin bears"

So Pluto's not a planet anymore...fuckin bears.

by Kurt McCrohan August 14, 2007

the bear

a man bby the name of Stephen. At least a 2 second pause between the and bear.

"Hey, the ---- bear"

by kourshirou Izumi October 25, 2003

Bear

A hairy manly man who fucks bitches on the reg. Is often swoll AF. The opposite of a baby back bitch.

Big Dawg Bob is such a bear unlike that ogre footed guy named Brian.

by Big Dawg Bob September 9, 2018

Bear

Bear, Slang for Police

"look out I hear there are some bears on drug dealer street!"

by whatisnttakenbypeople May 28, 2018