Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

3 year bastard

Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.

A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.

In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.

Adam: Hey, you going uni next year?

Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.

Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.

by Lycatel July 9, 2010

bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

by niggakooch August 18, 2009

cock sucking bastard fucker

A synonym for my boss.

That cock sucking bastard fucker wants us to get to work.

by Tom J H September 6, 2006

Veiny Bastard

A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina.

Kim took a load in the face from Juan's veiny bastard.

by The Digg February 27, 2008

basic bastard

This is your stereotypical Macklemore styled hair guy. His sense of entitlement is what you will usually first notice. He thinks he is a "nice guy" who girlfriend zones every women he meets thinking that she owes him sex. If you turn him down he will usually state how much of a nice guy he is and what a bitch you are being for not fucking him.

The dead give away is when he refers to a women as a 'basic bitch" even though he is the most basic bastard ever.

His hair and attitude make him such a basic bastard. It is hilarious how original he thinks he is.

by sverige March 30, 2015

Bastardize

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of

Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.

by Jai Alai March 15, 2008