Barnacle nibbler

When a sexual partner nibbles on the other hemorrhoids
Hey man how was your date? It was great she was a barnacle nibbler.
by The Catholic March 04, 2018
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barnacle head

calling a person an Idiot but adding an under water twist to keep it family friend as mentioned in the TV sitcom Spongebob Sqaurepants
by 1Shot Duke January 04, 2025
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Barnacling

"Sorry for coming up behind you 57 times and repeatedly running away after each time, I was barnacling out too much!"
by platypuspink June 16, 2023
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data barnacle

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit
Dave’s bought an espresso at Starbucks to sit & write his essay he’s a data barnacle
by Nrob88 March 13, 2024
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Cock barnacles

"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"
by Drfrankenstoner July 16, 2015
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Quest for Barnacles

When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies
Ugh there’s nothing to eat I’m on a quest for barnacles.
by Jet9926oooo July 23, 2024
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going barnacles

Being the recipient of the gayest sex in the world
I was up at 1am going barnacles
by hogtits August 11, 2024
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