Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.
Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"
Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "
Shewar: "Bare toxic"
Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "
Shewar: "Bare toxic"
by Shewar August 10, 2007
Get the Toxic Banter mug.by ChollyClark December 23, 2009
Get the Emergency Banter mug.A particularly disgusting phrase implying any of the following:
1. 'Epic banter' has just failed.
2. 'Banter' has just failed in an 'epic' way
3. A fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an 'epic banter fail' themselves.
NB: NEVER say this.
1. 'Epic banter' has just failed.
2. 'Banter' has just failed in an 'epic' way
3. A fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an 'epic banter fail' themselves.
NB: NEVER say this.
John: "Last night was epic!"
Sophie: "Yeah, so much banter!"
Alison: "No, last night was a fail!"
Fresher: (panics) EPIC BANTER FAIL! *cough*
Sophie: "Yeah, so much banter!"
Alison: "No, last night was a fail!"
Fresher: (panics) EPIC BANTER FAIL! *cough*
by pianofortepianoforte January 3, 2011
Get the Epic Banter Fail mug.A man who is good looking, well dressed and possesses the gift that is good Banter. Named after the original Antonio Banderas.
'he's a good looking kid isn't he'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'
by Bantonio Valencia January 9, 2014
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by Sick Bastard May 11, 2004
Get the Bangedup.com mug.Anything ridiculous that is banned, censored, prohibited or forbidden, that isn't remotely offensive or illegal in the modern world.
Dude: Bro, stop holding out on those Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Bro: This is my last bag man..Banned in China !!!
Dude: Sucks...brought the heat.
Bro: This is my last bag man..Banned in China !!!
Dude: Sucks...brought the heat.
by BMAC This is me ! October 18, 2011
Get the Banned in China mug.{In a small series of text messages between Josh & Mary in the same room}"
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!
by Telephony February 12, 2015
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