Water Ballon Fight

A water ballong fight is when you and a significant other use condoms as water ballons. or have condoms full of cum and throw then at eachother

Girl-"Want to have a water ballon fight"
Guy-"Sure i would love to smash"

by JDM_Dolo May 24, 2017

Swollen balloons

Swollen ballons is used to describe a pair of swollen boobies

Ow! Jackie Chan karate chopped my titties looks like im going to have Swollen Balloons... Great!

by AsthmaBoi February 28, 2019

thot balloons

Breasts of a female which is considered a thot (promiscious)

Bro bro! Check out the thot balloons on that stripper!

by plankton jacobs April 23, 2019

Beef Balloons

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast

"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"

by TrojanMan'sDaddy June 2, 2019

Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020

Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.

She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.

by Solid Mantis January 5, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.

Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021