eric baehr

A middle age over weight low level restaurant employee with liberal views because he’s never had money to consider a conservative viewpoint.

No human wants to end up an Eric Baehr, on the bottom of bottoms in life!

by Truthfullysmart1020 March 16, 2019

preston baer

Preston Baer is a way to say damn girl your choking on your dick but it's too big to suck or choke on

Damn girl, you're going Preston Baer on me!
Girl: I know right...

by PsychoticPJ November 10, 2019

Shredded baerf

What bitches become when they keep crossing the evocative lines that lie clearly infront of their blind 𝓸𝓳𝓸𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓭𝓪; pancake faced Britzada.

"bitches tryna turn into shredded baerf over here!"

by Yumyumsaucy July 11, 2022

The Bameron

The act of showing a woman your dick in exchange for nudes over SnapChat.

A woman requesting the Bameron:

"I'll only show you my clam getting bashed with a hairbrush if you send a photo of your cock first." - her

"ok." - him
*attaches random blokes chopper from the internet*

by Gu5 May 21, 2024

blow fucgy baer

wen your mind explodes beacouse of dick pawers

you blow fucgy baer my friend!!

by chicking2005 June 4, 2018