Backseat Bail

Sometimes referred to as a cum-and-run, a backseat bail is the act of having sex with a girl in the doggy-style position, finishing, and then running away before she turns around.

So I was fucking this chick last night, and as I sobered up I remembered she was ugly as fuck, so I grabbed my clothes and backseat bailed on her.

by Medway April 26, 2010

backseat

part of the car where you go with your bitches

big backseats are just an excuse to bang fat chicks

by Zoobafoo March 11, 2003

backseat GPSing

Calling out directions from the backseat even though the driver is using a GPS device.

We were in a cab driving from the airport and my wife was backseat GPSing the whole way.

by utjhawk January 1, 2012

backseat

A really, really bad thing, person, situation or experience.

You've got arrested for a DUI yesterday?!?!?!?!?!?!

That's totally backseat, man

by Mario Bruno December 18, 2006

backseat face

Someone who has a ugly face that is only worthy of sitting in the backseat where no one can see them. Works exceptionally well when in a two seater and they are tucked in the back.

Friend 1: "Hey Erica said she wants to ride shotgun"

Friend 2: "Well not in my car she got that backseat face"

Both get a good laugh "hahahaha"

by youngdre May 22, 2008

Backseat Gamer

Dumbass bitch that keeps speaking when I am playing.

Backseat gamer: Oh my gosh, you are so bad, why didn't you shoot him
Gamer: Shut the fuck up, you're already fucking dead

by BOTDAVISH May 30, 2022

Backseatsman

A creature who thrives in backseats of things, especially cars. He can get along just fine on the back of a bike, though.

A creature made up by The Lonely Island

Driver: There's something living in the backseat of my car!!

Passenger: It's just a backseatsman...

by CapnNorric July 13, 2010