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Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.
Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019
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axl

axl likes kaylee but doesnt admit it and looks her up in the urban dictionaray
by t5fgrn6rb5nc dcxbd January 16, 2019
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Axl

Methapitamine
Are you using Axl? Like crack?
by vir1247 November 24, 2021
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Axl

Axl is the name for a very adventurous and sweet person. They are always active and can’t keep their mind on one thing at a time. They love doing all things outside and with their animals. They are smart and kind and love having a good friendship they are good at listening, and they are good at telling stories. they have a beautiful heart and mind they never let anything take them down. I will stand up and help anyone in need. They are very spontaneous and gets themselves into trouble constantly. They love having fun and are so much fun to be around.
Axl the person who always listens.
by The pottery pilot November 20, 2023
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axl rose

axl rose is the singer of guns and roses and sounds like he is getting fucked by a cell-mate in prison he sucks at singing but the other musicians in guns and roses are ok but there songs are way too famous and overplayed so if you hear a guy screaming in a song there is a 50 percent its guns and roses and 50 percent its korn
guy.1 who is the singer screaming

guy.2 its axl rose
guy.1 oh
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Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....
Look, he has a Bent Axle....
by SteakSammich March 7, 2022
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Axl

Hot af you can’t take your eyes off him he has shimmering green eyes and long red hair he can be a bit of a jerk at times but he’s an awesome singer and a good time that makes all chicks stare if u meet he’s probably in a band too and is a great snake dancer ;)
Person 1: Do you know Axl from Guns N’ Roses

Person 2: Yeah he’s awesome dude
by yobrothermrsneil123 November 23, 2021
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