Australian Accent
Australian Accent by holly cow fish sticks December 30, 2009
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Australian Accent by mrfd December 17, 2008
australian alarm clock
this is when you awaken your significant other by shoving your thumb in her ass, while yelling common Australian catch phrases. "G'day Mate!" and "I just shoved my shrimp in your Bar-B!" are the most common.
australian alarm clock by georgelopez October 22, 2008
australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper
The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.
Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!
Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper by trickysamurai March 15, 2019
Australian Wax
Far more extensive than a basic bikini wax, an Australian Wax comprises total pubic epilation, removing ALL genital hair completely, from both the front and back of the pelvic region. It is usually performed with heated wax applied to the skin. Strips of cloth are then smoothed firmly over the wax. Once the wax has hardened sufficiently, the strip is very quickly peeled off the skin, taking the unwanted body-hair with it.
She plans to wear a g-string bikini on her vacation, so she's scheduled an appointment for an Australian Wax the week before she leaves. She doesn't want ANY hair 'down under' to show when she's lounging on the beach!
Australian Wax by MonaLisa65 March 4, 2011
Australian Water Snout
Letting an Australian Elephant insert its trunk into the recipients' rectum. The recipient then goes on to releases it's bowels, filling the Australian Elephants' trunk with fecal matter. The elephant then pulls its' trunk out of the recipients' anus and allows the man to insert his penis into the elephants' trunk
He didn't come to work all day because he said he stayed up all night getting an Australian Water Snout
Australian Water Snout by Crocodile cumdee August 12, 2009