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up the auntie 

Refers to where a child pits one adult-relative against another in an attempt to get what he wants. A clever way for the child to avoid resorting to temper-tantrums, but equally invalid and shamelessly manipulative.
If my mom won't let me have a certain toy or candy at the store, I just "up the auntie" by reminding her how her child-pampering sister always buys me stuff I want when I'm out shopping with her.
up the auntie by QuacksO August 10, 2018

Sucks to your Auntie 

Another way of saying, "Yo MAMA!" or "Yo FACE!" but a tad bit classier and intelligent as this phrase appears in the novel by William Golding, 'Lord of the Flies.' Also can be used for "Sucks to your ass-mar!" also a famous phrase from 'Lord of the Flies'
Girl: "Ew, you're so ugly!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"

Guy: "Damn! I lost to a level 3 noob again!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"

Hey Auntie

Phrase By Goonew means to sell your auntie weed
Hey Auntie what you need?
Hey Auntie by Jordan11k March 29, 2018

ur auntie a panty 

A word so dangerous it was banned by the government. Every time this insult is used a galaxy explodes.
Person 1: “ur mum gay”
Person 2: “ur sister a mister”
Person 1: “ur granny a tranny
Person 2: “I never thought I’d have to use this...”
Person 1: “Ha ha fool, nothing can beat ur granny a tranny
Person 2: “Ur auntie a panty”

*Person 1 gets swallowed into the 8’th dimension as the whole multiverse implodes into a black hole*

Pulling an Auntie K 

Saying you're not hungry then ordering a double Baconator at Wendy's
"I probably won't order anything. (Two minutes later at drive up) I'll take a double baconator." Dude...you are pulling an Auntie K
Pulling an Auntie K by FP66 April 24, 2020

Goofy ahh uncle/auntie 

A joke in tiktok and youtube, where a bunch of Goofy Ahh Sounds are played, and a monotone voice will say "my goofy ahh auntie/uncle did/said this (goofy ahh sound effect)..."

Usually these jokes are sexual, will make jokes about kidnap or rape/molest.
My Goofy ahh uncle/auntie tried to play with my penis (goofy ahh sound), my mom saw (goofy ahh sound) and hit him with a pan (goofy ahh sound).