cunt

A nasty person. Used in Australia and UK as a synonym for bastard (but a really bad one).

My boss made me stay back at work on my birthday. He's a real cunt.

by petey March 04, 2005

cunt

One of the best parts of a girl's body.
The one thing most guys want to get to.
A reciever for the male penis.
A degrading name for a girl.

That girl's cunt is tighter than a vice grip.
Susie has got one fine cunt.
That girl Alice is a cunt.

by Forever1999 March 23, 2005

Cunt

One who acts like a cunt; a wanker of monstrous proportions; a stain on humanity; the result of a viscious rape-attack on a spastic; Gordon Brown; Cristiano Ronaldo.

"You know that Robert Mugabe? He's a right cunt who should have liquid human shit injected into his eyes!"

by big_jurgen March 25, 2009

Cunt

1. A word used to describe anything. If you work in the automotive trade especially, cunt can be used to describe anything. 2. The tastiest meal known to man. 3. Used to describe women who think they are the shit by saying "That's right, I'm the bitch!" When you call her a cunt, that ruins her day.

cunt had a cunt at the cunt

Man 1: Wheres your homework?

You: In your cunt

There is no reason to act like such a fucking cunt.

by cuntlickincunt September 03, 2009

Cunt

One of two things:

A. your mother in law

B. your significant other

I hate you! You're such a stupid cunt!

by b9745 August 28, 2008

cunt

Offensive term for the female genitalia. Also used to describe a bitch-like woman.

She advised me to keep my fingers away from her god-damn cunt.

by GuidoPosse69 March 04, 2005

Cunt

Another name for a woman's vagina

Tina- Matt, that was awesome when you licked my cunt last night
Matt- can i do it again tonight
Tina-sure

by Adam Matthew June 21, 2005