anus architect

someone with great experience in anal sex

dude Alex became an anus architect at the ice rink

by dan yunker December 29, 2007

Landscape Architect

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.

Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022

Archith

Archith is someone who only eats and watches anime. He doesn’t work out a lot and is super chill but sometimes chokes you. Ayo?

Bro Archith is so chill.

by Fletchnation on top November 1, 2021

architecting

V. The act of designing or creating. A very clever away message.

Shut up, I'm architecting.

by Gene Dassing February 27, 2005

casket architects

Kick ass local band out of Warwick NY. They label themselves as sci-fi death rock, closest to a punk/metal band. look up their myspace.

me: Did you see that casket architects show last night?
guy: Yeah it fucking rocked

by ThroatSlit April 30, 2006

architecture

Architecture is man’s desire to eventually create a giant penis that will rival god. Hell, even Zeus was able to impregnate women when he was just a beam of sunlight. For Christ’s sake, how does he do that? Seriously, WTF?!?

The Empire State Building's architecture. What did YOU think it was?

by bigzeus69 March 10, 2009

hemmorhoid arthritis

This is a real pain in the ass!

Oh shit,hemmorhoid arthritis,ouch,my ass hurts just thinking about it.

by johnny and plank October 10, 2005