cardi-lol arrest

When you laugh out loud, or lol, so much you can’t breath. Similar to a heart attack in which you go into cardiac arrest, but with lol's. Also known as a lol attack.

When I saw that picture of you on Facebook I lol'd so much I went into cardi-lol arrest!

by Dodser13 May 25, 2011

arrestable

Something that you do that can cause you to be arrested. arrest arrested arresting

Stealing a car is an arrestable offense.

by Negster February 1, 2005

reltne arrest

A hard-on so fierce that it not only peels the skin away from one's face, but also drains the blood from rest of the body and threatens to kill the host.

That chick I hooked up with last night was so hot and horny she almost sent me into reltne arrest.

by Skyp67 April 8, 2009

Marlboroltory Arrest

When a smoker dies from not having a cigarette.

Bro: Dude, if I don't grab a pack soon I might go into Marlboroltory Arrest!

Dude: Fucking Smokers...

by petuniafish September 10, 2011

Cardigan Arrest

Occurs when the sweater a man, most commonly a douchebag, is wearing looks like it was borrowed from his girlfriend, or her Yorkie.

Jane: Look at that guy's body, he's busting out of his shirt.

John: Oh please Jane, he's totally in cardigan arrest.

by BPWP January 1, 2013

resisting arrest

The act of resisting a police officer who is trying to either arrest or detain you.

Officer 1: Why did you bring that guy in?
Officer 2: Well I detained him because he had drugs on him but he started running so now I have to book him for resisting arrest

by Liam Kline September 26, 2019

sudden CPU arrest

Noun

1. The unexpected and precipitous seizure of the processor, which is responsible for executing instructions through other parts of the computer's integrated circuits.

Abbreviation: SCA

My laptop died of sudden CPU arrest.

by word.doc June 28, 2009