ApacheHeli

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually identify has an Apache Attack helicopter

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by ApacheHeli April 17, 2021

cis apathetic

Cis Apathetic is like Gender Apathetic (Apagender), except you, personally, identify with being cisgender (the gender you were assigned at birth), but not caring a whole lot about gender nor what others view you as/pronouns they use.

"I identify as female, but you can use he, xim, or they pronouns if you'd like to."
"I identify with cis male, but you can describe me however you want to, I don't mind."
"Me? Oh, I'm Cis Apathetic. I identify as female, but I don't care much about gender nor the pronouns you use to describe me."

by LittleMissGreenGwen October 23, 2022

Apathetic

Someone who really doesn't give a darn.

Ok, I haven't been listenning. I'm apathetic about the whole subject.

by Yhtomit December 10, 2006

apathetical

Who cares.

Fuck it.

by Bookworm December 6, 2003

drunk as a thousand Apaches

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

apathet

one who embodies apathy. the so named cares little, does less, and generally wastes away.

hope there's room beneath the bridge for one more apathet

by phototaco July 28, 2011

Apatherealistic

The thought, belief or religious ideal that one’s own actions and the actions of others do not make any difference in the course of eternity.

Once Joe started believing in the Apatherealistic set of ideals, a calm came over him knowing that, in the grand scheme of life and eternity, it doesn’t really matter if he lands that job or not.

by Joe Dung May 9, 2012