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Erin Andrews

An attention whore reporter for ESPN who loved being video taped for attention but made a big deal about it...for attention. Mediocre body and reporting skills and wouldn't have a job if she wasn't blonde and "hot". Should be replaced by a male reporter.
by erin sucks April 4, 2010
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The Andrews Peephole

The patented hotel peephole offered by many fine establishments, such as the Intown Motel, used to film pedophile type pornography pictures.
Adam: Dude i have to show you the nastiest vid....straight up bush and she doesn't know.

Wale: Dude no way! How did they pull that off?!

Adam: Got em with The Andrews Peephole.
by Bigazn1990 December 3, 2009
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Andres

Just the most amazing person you can come across in your life. Even his name can sweep mountains by the tone and lush brush off the lips. Caring, protective, jealous, family-oriented. A sex god. Everything you could possibly want in your life. Andres. Intelligent. (A bit of a try-hard) determined to fulfill their life's goal. Their destiny. Once you have him, never let him go. Because you are letting go of everything you are searching for in life and heaven.
"What is Andres doing tonight?"
"He's taking julie out to eat. Sometimes i think he cares too much."
"The way she likes it"
by Ivy tavarez December 13, 2016
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Andres

Guy, Short-ish, Hispanic, And Googles Himself.
Sister:5' (13)
Andres:5'7(24
by Oh....... November 26, 2017
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saint andrews episcopal school

Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.
Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"

Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."

Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."

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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."

SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"

*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*

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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"

Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"
by Andrew the Apostle March 16, 2014
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Dan Andrews

A person who hold no value and is completely Un-Australian
Don't be a Dan Andrews
by Lozzarene September 10, 2021
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San Andreas

A game in the GTA series. Originaly a city in the first GTA game (based on San Fransisco) but has now become an entire state (based on Cali and some Nevada) consisting of three cities; Los Santos (LA), San Fierro (frisco) and Las Venturas (Vegas)and a whole lotta backlands. And as always with GTA, a killing fest that no-one should miss..
Conservative politician: San Andreas makes kids kill people.

Sane human: No, violent games is actually letting out aggression, not making it, so stfu goddamn violent christian warmongers!!!!
by saxojon April 8, 2006
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