Investigator Andrew

An alternate self created by a pot head who has gotten to high and decided to make himself a new personality. This person may try and ruin your life just for 'the lols'

'Guess who just sent nudes to my dad for the lols'
'Andrew?'
'No, Investigator Andrew'

by CautionSteve November 15, 2012

Luke Andrews

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it.

Look there is the Luke Andrews he is soo much better than a Bradely.

by Alasonthemerry November 6, 2018

St. Andrew's Junior College

A christian mission school located in the slums of serangoon. Has a wonderful campus with an amazing rugby field and running track. The school has air con and money but dowan use aircon because it is covid. But really they just want to save money.Beautiful school building but when it gets warm the classrooms becomes saunas.

Located at 20 Adam Sorbys Drive, this college is the heart of the St. Andrew's Village, which has colonised the entire potong pasir region.

The college has mentors, rather than nuns, like most catholic schools in Singapore has. the mentors are christian counsellors that help guide the weary and lost souls trying to survive jc. This is a unique feature that is not found in other colleges, one that is unique only to SAJC.
Students that come from this school are sleep deprived and nutricient deficient, but still are able to give that SA spirit and SAboleh cheer when commanded to do so. They are also humble but still elite in their own aspects.
The college has a bridge that connects to the secondary and junior school campus, another feature uncommon in Singapore. It is said that if you step on the silver crest of the school in the middle of that connecting bridge, YOU WILL RETAIN. Of course that is merely a joke, although there are some instances that this has happened.

Overall, the school is a wonderful place for slightly above average students to join.
For more details, please head to the college itself. Thank you. and God bless.

mom: where can we send our son to jc?
dad: how about catholic junior college?
mom:no not that place!
dad: lets send him to St. Andrew's Junior College then!

by queenie will save us July 18, 2021

Andrew

A really really cool guy, you couldn't ask for a better best friend! he would do anything for you and always looks out for others and puts them before himself. GREAT music taste and sense of humour, The bitches love him! Really smart and really funny and good looking, shame his sixpack is hidden by a layer of fat. Trustworthy and you can tell him anything! couldn't ask for anything more.

Person 1: omg do you know Andrew ?
Person 2: the one with the velociraptor?

by Velocesquid001 November 16, 2012

Andrew

Andrews come in any shape/size! Usually brown hair, dark (green/brown) eyes and a lovely personality! Best boy ever! Usually shy, but have an amazing personality

Dude 1: Andrew is so awkward!

Dude 2: he's an awkward turtle -.-

Dude 3: he's a great awkward turtle!

by Lolcats8 August 12, 2014

Andrew Brydon Conception

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.

Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*

by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008

Andrew Misho

creating many unique things from absoutly nothing or just random things (bongs or smoking tools). loves to be right about everything and anything. he is the quintessential egocentrest. he argues with everyone no matter how stupid the topic is on. even if he is not right and everyone knows it, he is still never wrong. always trying to make things more efficient, aka telling everyone what to do even if it is not his car or house! is short terms a Droosh bag. also has some kind of wierd power/method of getting really hot girls when no one knws how the hell it works. and the thing he does best is poses as a hipster

Andrew Misho aka Le Droosh Bag

by MUSK RAT October 4, 2010