American 

1) A resident of the American continents.
2) Connotation of someone from the United States.

A stereotypical American unlike me, is overweight not very intellectual and hated because of a stuck up attitude.
We do not see the appeal in using words such as: yank, bigot, and football (soccer). A stereotypical American believes that America in everyway is superior to any other country.

1) Someone from Brazil is American.
2) An American is to the world as New Jersey is to America.

For an example of a stereotypical American watch the show Diner's, Drive-In's, & Dives.

American by The Kid You Hate To Know June 24, 2011

American 

British person who fails to meet standards.

I swear that all these people who say they are British are actually American

American by Sherbetbrain June 2, 2016

American 

A person from from the United States because ppl from canada are canadians, ppl from mexico are mexicans and so on and so forth. A country that freed itself from the British with only the French for support, and fended them off again in 1812. We currently are the custodians of the Dollar, a universal currency that is legal tender in 94 countries and the European Union. Has the best, non-pussy form of football instead of futbol with foot fairies prancing around the field. Invented the bifocal, lightbulb, car, airplane, nuclear submarine, nuke, ICBM, Gatling Gun, Stealth Bomber, and the Bourbon. God bless America and God F*ck the Jersey Shore.

Brit: Blimey! Look at the Americans wounded and killed in WWII, we owe them a debt of gratitude for bailing our arses out!

Nazi: The Americans blew up my house, killed our leadership and nuked our little Jap friends. We'd better surrender to them before the demonic, satanist, communists come and eat our babies and rape our children, beat baby seals, fund global terrorism, and give puppies to a Korean restaurant.

Brit: Bloody good idea chap! Im gonna go give my 4 year old a beer.

American by ProudPatriot January 27, 2011

American 

Is a person who lives in a country under Canada called The United States of America. The Americans in the north side of the United States call themselves Yankees and hate the Americans in the south who they call Rednecks. You can see an American who is of any background or ethnicity, but the whites are the main. The white Americans blame African-Americans for their stolen watermelon and for KFC branches running out of fried chicken.

RULES FOR ENCOUNTERING AN AMERICAN:
Don't say anything about a 9/11 or they will cry and slap you.

Always say you hate Arabs, they will always accept you.
And always look white.

Americans are good people, they just hate people who are not "free" although the unfree people cannot help it.

white
yankee
redneck
hate arabs
9/11
American

American by The "Paki" September 7, 2013

American 

Screwed before they even try to start conversation with someone else from another country because of all of the hatred; not even provided a chance to debunk the stereotypes.

American visitor: "Excuse me, sir?"

British native: "Shut up, you fat, stupid American!! Nobody cares; World War II ended over sixty years ago!!!"

American visitor: "I was going to ask you the time... T_T"

American by spinaltapsoundguy October 9, 2009

American 

No one stereotype can define an entire people, in every country (except Scotland- the lary bastards) there are good, bad, stupid and intelligent. It is believed that the majority of Americans are retarded, fat fuckers with the negotiation skills of a landmine. Now this may be true for 79% of the population, but lots of them are caring, free loving people who want nothing but peace - these are the hippies. Useless layabouts who try to re-invent the corrupt system of the human world into what is essentially the same thing but only ever manage to achieve a severe sense of smugness, and a drug induced state of euphoria which they likely won't remember. Most Americans like to consider themselves international do-gooders and world leaders in ethics with such organisations as the KKK and NAMBLA. In response to the English's comments concerning their language and culture, they refer to themselves as the best parts of the world put together (like a sausage), and insist their variant is the correct, despite it being called ENGLISH. Rather than a sausage, a more accurate representation of the home of the retard with a superiority complex and land of ignorant narcissists, would be the creature of a Mary Shelley novel. I would bet that at least 85% of Americans would have to research that last reference to understand it. :) Ya gotta love 'em!

Me: .......would be the creature of a Mary Shelley novel,
American: What in the name of the sweet Jesus Christ every

bodies lord does novel mean?

American by The Cockney Reaper January 16, 2011

American 

A person who eats Mac and Cheese with Diet Coke.
A person who doesn't walk on elevator, but spends one hour in gym everyday.
A person who eats bacon sausage in breakfast, pork chops in lunch and buffalo wings at night, and has a pet because he cares for animals
A person who will create an app to swipe right on Tinder because it is too much work, but write a DIY blog on how to rip clothes to look hippie.

Guy1 : Chinese people are so racist.

Guy2: But you're stereotyping Chinese people.
Guy1: Racism is bad, Stereotyping is not.
Guy2: You're so weird.
Guy1: Yes, I'm American.

American by americancynic September 5, 2016