alterbridgeism

alterbridgeism is the state of being a 100% Alter Bridge fan and not listening to other sellout fag bands like lady gaygay, avenged sevenfold, emo shit, etc.

Dude i just discovered alter bridge and now i have a case of alterbridgeism.

by AlterBridgeFanatic May 30, 2011

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Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.

Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.

by KushKing December 24, 2010

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Vaping after sex

Vaping after sex is when you vape an electronic cigarette after sex. It's the best vape you can ever have. It can either be a nicotine vape (such as juul), or an arecoline vape.

Tyler: That was great sex, Kimberly!
Kimberly: Yeah, same here!

Tyler: *vapes juul with arecoline pod in it.

Tyler: Vaping after sex is fun. This arecoline is the best after sex! Best vape ever!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023

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after school gas

The large amounts of gas you emit after a long day of holding it in at school

I could not stop farting after school, i had some BAD after school gas

by cobnainage1994 November 6, 2006

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The calm, light-headed sensation after an earth-shattering orgasm has occured. This typically is accompanied by a tingling sensitivity triggered by the return of blood flow to all organs and extremities.

My aftergasm last night was wunderbar.

by c0x November 22, 2006

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Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey.

This is not even up for debate. Her impact in the music industry is unmatched. Billie Eilish, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, and other copycats desperately want to be her.

“I’m listening to Ultraviolence by the queen of alternative.”

“The queen of alternative was robbed at the 2020 Grammys! Norman Fucking Rockwell is the album of the decade!”

by littleharlottt September 12, 2020

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woman born after 1993

These people can’t cook... all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

Gerald: Dude! I met a woman today!

Tommy: Damn! That’s awesome!

Gerald: Yeah, and shes also born after 1993!

Tommy: Oh... she’s a woman born after 1993.... Might as well dump her man.

by .TheEel January 30, 2020

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