The Airport Effect

The temporary increase in self importance that individuals assign to themselves while waiting at airports.

Future passengers suffering from the airport effect often portray more serious facial expressions, increase their cell phone speaking volume if discussing business matters, and perform fake work on their laptop near heavily populated areas.

James and Preston sit at the Chilis bar near gate 17:

James: "Preston, please excuse me for a moment. I'm going to get my shoes shined in the elevated wooden chair while I read the journal"

Preston: "James are you alright? You seem to be coming down with the airport effect..."

by Business Select March 22, 2012

Magic Carpet Airport

Magic Carpet Airport only lets Magic Carpet Airlines use its state of the arts facilities built it the year 30 bc it is the most beautiful airport architecturally of course. Magic Carpet Airport is a favourite amongst rappers. They like how quite and magical it really is.

Yo, you can't take a connecting flight from MCA ( Magic Carpet Airport) if you're not flying MCA ( Macgic Carpet Airlines)

by Dr m3ry3m November 14, 2011

Dulles Airport

Known as IAD, Washington Dulles International Airport, or just simply Dulles, Dulles Airport is a very nice airport in Sterling and Chantilly, Virginia, and is the main airport in the DC-Baltimore region. We have the AeroTrain, flights to 5 continents, and some annoying TSA agents who think you might turn the plane around and send it into a building in DC. Other than that, it's a pretty cool airport, and brings in a lot of revenue to the area. United Airlines is hubbed here, and a lot of people flying United connect through Dulles.

Californian man: "I seriously have to connect through Dulles to get to Nigeria??"

Japanese man: "OHH berry nice airport! I rike!"

Man from DC talking to a Chicagoan: "So what if Chicago is bigger than DC? We have Dulles Airport!"

by sha721 December 20, 2010

private airport

a way to style female pubic hair, similar to a landing strip, but it does not extend up the venus mound. it surrounds the clitoris and covers the lips, and the rest is shaved cleanly. usually the remaining hair is trimmed short, but can be worn long.

guy 1: so, triangle, landing strip, brazilian, what?
guy 2: none, but she has a private airport, and man is that HOT!

by Claire Noir January 29, 2009

Heathrow Airport

A cramped, dirty little shithole of an airport. Terminals two and four should be bulldozed.

Heathrow is probably the worst airport I've ever been to. I'll go back to Gatwick or Stanstead.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

O'Hare International Airport

Hell.

A. "Dude the travel agency gave me a connecting flight at O'Hare International Airport."

B. "Damn! What Sins have you been committing?"

A. "Well...rape, murder, incest..."

B. "Ahhh, that explains it. Don't do those things and you won't have to fly out of O'Hare."

by TheOtherBeave November 17, 2011

Leave the donkey at the airport

When you, because of inaction or indifference, leave a condom inside a woman after intercourse.

I wasn't really that into her, so I decided to leave the donkey at the airport.

by Stump Merrill June 24, 2010