A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

one-a-day

A beneficial defecation regimen.

It never fails, when I travel my vitamin (one-a-day) routine is impeded.

by machBailz May 17, 2007

Lay a day

An organization that donates one selfie a day to a man by the name of lay to get laid.

I'm a going to send my lay a day to make my worries go away.

by Mando September 11, 2016

fuck a Ni@@a day

it's a day to fuck deez pussy ni@@as up
the 2nd of October

hey it's fuck a ni@@a day wassup ni@@a

by i hate light skins August 25, 2021

Have a day

The ultimate form of dismissal. Used at the end of an argument or through out to bid good riddance of a conversation or situation.

An urban take on I bid you a day. Good day sir, I said good day.

Tozic Ex: You know you miss me.
You: And you’ve miss-spoked: now Have A Day. *grabs belonging and walks away.

by JodanIn92 January 7, 2022

two-a-day

a broken clock

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.

by inwoodslim February 22, 2022

pack-a-day chewer

person who goes through a packet of chewing gum in a day/night

Pete got his friend, Schmidt, a pack of gum, but like the pack-a-day chewer he is, he burned through it in a day

by MartianSupremacist May 27, 2025