Alt account

An alternative account to your main account.

Hahahahaha, YOU FOOL, I HAVE 70 ALT ACCOUNTS! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!

by Wariobros194 January 28, 2021

what the ACTUAL fuck?

Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

by DollyDolittle October 11, 2011

Spam account

A spam account, sometimes referred to as a “sass account”, is an Instagram account with thousands of posts. Most users post daily and multiple times a day. Everything that goes on the spam is supposed to stay on the spam - illegal substances, nudes, 25 pictures in a row of you crying during a mental breakdown. The community started many years ago, maybe 2011 or so. People like Julia Penton, Jaelle Stiles, Ren, etc were some of the OG spam accounts; they have a big following base because their lives are absolutely insane half the time. Spams are different from Finstas. Spam = community of strangers. Finsta = Jeremy down the block who rides your bus.

Girl 1: Hey, I saw you having a mental breakdown on your spam account last night.

Girl 2: Yeah, that’s pretty common with me.

by yowhattheheckdude March 12, 2018

acoustic shave

the act of shaving with razor; not an electric shave

"Hey man, do you use Norelco?" "No way, I shave acoustic!"

by ExtraFine August 12, 2004

Voice Actor

Steve Blum, seriously he's in everything.

Steve Blum: I'm in everything, and I'm everyone. That voice in your head...yeah...I'm him.

Steve Blum as the narrator: Steve Blum, the Voice Actor's voice actor.

by Shadowpawn October 27, 2008

fake account

an account used to share information that is only shown to a certain group of people. Could be going off about how u hate someone or just sharing a thought u had today. An account to post anything that has no filter. Most times used to throw shade on other people.

Did u see what she posted on her fake account about me?

by fakeuser101 April 24, 2018

Struck out the Bank Account

Putting up a K. AKA putting up 1000 dollars in the bank.
A K means Kilo which means 1000. "Kilometer, Kilobyte"

In baseball when a person is struck out, the pitcher will receive a 'K' in the score books. They will also put up the letter 'K' on a sign usually in the outfield.

If you strike out your bank account you have put up a K which means putting 1000 dollars in your account.

Man: Man you've been working a lot.
Man2: I know but I just struck out the bank account again.
Man: I hear that, another $1000.

by SFB aka the hardcourt killa June 30, 2010