absativelyposolutely

like absatively but way more positive, the ultimate fantabulous height of positiveness

Steve: are you sure you wanna do that man?

Kyle: absativelyposolutely

timmah: you want to ahve sex with my sister?

don: absativelyposolutely

by afpmaz February 8, 2007

ASAP

As slow as posible, it is the same as, As Soon As Posible

WOW she is going asap.

by Cortnort December 9, 2008

abcapple

1. FREAKING AWESOME.
2. Mighty insane.
Pronounced (ahb-cap-pull)
not
(ay-bee-see-pull)

Did you hear that song on the radio? It was TOTALLY abcapple!

by Carniwhore June 9, 2008

asaptical

(adv) To be done in a hurry or in a short amount of time, asap

We have to leave asaptical.
You need the money tomorrow, I'll get it to you asaptical.
I can finish this bullshit assignment asaptical.

by Bro Jones June 14, 2010

ASAP

As Soon As Possible

'come to mine ASAP'

by chippyrat July 21, 2018

Absalom

Absalom is a boy who’s best friends name is R0N. His friends call him Barney

I am the B-Bot of „Absalom?!“

by Absalom94 December 29, 2021

Absailing

To lean backwards with your thumb in your butthole when stoking your cock in the other.
If done properly with the correct timing, it looks like you are repelling down a cliff.

Absailing: the way to reach the peak without climbing the mountain

by Smegal69 August 17, 2022