New South Africa

Much like the Old South Africa, but with more AIDS, murder, child rape, theft, corruption, poverty, derelict buildings, and misery.

The New South Africa Rules!

Jacob Zuma says: Avoid rape, say yes!

by Patrick Kerry December 7, 2006

African Juice

A drink that is made with half gatorade and half water that white guys use to try to get ups. Powerade doesn't work. Only gatorade.

Wow Birdman must have drank his African Juice because he had ups tonight!

by BallaBoy24 August 1, 2009

african sunday

Any day that ends with a y. A glorious day of celebration for people of all ethnic backgrounds!

Dan: Hey Mike what day is today?
Mike: African Sunday!
Dan: Oh that's Right Happy African Sunday!

by openwindow August 5, 2011

Africian Gunga Disease

An outbreak of herpes so wet and puss filled ones underpants become soaked.

Man, I gotta change my underwear, this Africian Gunga Disease is killing me.

by Bong Satan September 7, 2011

African deli line

When a bunch of black guys are waiting for a hooker, and they stand in a line waiting for their turn.

"what do you call a bunch of black guys waiting in line for a hooker?"

"IDK"

"An african deli line"

by nasty dog October 7, 2011

african water run

When a individual who is high as shit goes on a journey to obtain water for there cotton tongue

Chris Rowe went on a African water run to sooth his dry mouth

by Papa goo goo October 22, 2018

African Children

A word used by parents to get their kids to finish supper.

Kid: *leaves a singular bean on the plate*
Mother: THERE ARE AFRICAN CHILDREN THAT EAT ONCE A MONTH AND YOU HAVE THE *AUDACITY* TO LEAVE FOOD WASTED

by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020