magician randu

a wizard and mage of lore. a very gifted fellow gifted, whos name is randu

wow how the hell did magician randu pull that new fata cd out of mirc?! (he didn't he got it from te0t)

by randy September 8, 2003

Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

Done a magician

It means to commite a suicide from jumping from the window. It came from Polish rapper "Magik" who commited suicide by jumping from the window of his ninth-floor apartment.

"Yo, did you heard Dave done a magician"
"That's terrible, he was so young"

by OneEyedCrow February 4, 2021

Magician

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

by Adm04 August 1, 2021

.7.9.7.6.The Magician Tarot Card Is Gaslight & The Devil Tarot Card Is Projecting Perspectives.7.9.7.6.

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

Magician

Someone who disappears AKA a dad

Did you see Kat’s dad he’s such a magician

by Chickennutts666 December 30, 2020

meatball magician

a hoe that can make you and your homie's testicles dissappear with zero effort

"aashia scott was an amazing meatball magician, she made both of my white balls disappear without any hassle!"

"damn aa'shia, the way u swallowed those nuts, I would've thought you majored in being a meatball magician at college!!"

by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022