Skeeter

Code word forgetting out of awkward situations. When you’re on a bad date simply call your friend and ask to get a skeeter! Perfect slang!

Kelsey: How’s the date?
Rylee: This dude ate my pickle off my plate without asking, he’s a bad dude I swear

Kelsey: That sucks, this is why you shouldn’t go on tinder dates Rylee
Rylee: whatever can I just get a Skeeter?
Kelsey: of course ill be there soon
Rylee: Thank you, oh yes baby

by Oh yes babyyy March 7, 2023

Skeeter

Parasite who lives off the blood of others, in the same way a mosquito does. Commonly called a drug dealer.

Mother fucking skeeter took all I had, an just left me with my addiction.

by Unzippacommando April 12, 2021

skeeter beeter

A dick

He has a big skeeter beeter

by MEMESSSSSSSS December 24, 2019

pimper skeeters

A group lead by their Tribal Chief, Jaivir

It's the pimper skeeters

by epicxcalsterio September 3, 2023

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 16, 2008

Skeeter Nater

A mosquito tornado. A tornado made out of skeeters.

That skeeter nater blew down my house cletus.

Well I believe it sure did.

by ItsKake January 26, 2020