Stoner meal

A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.

Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.

by davidmact June 7, 2011

Meal of joy

A mix of various cereals (and milk), often microwaved. Quite tasty.

Fred: What cha' eating?
Josie: Meal of Joy. It's a mix of Weet-bix, Muesli and I think cornflakes.
Fred: Looks gross...
Josie: The key ingredient is a 60 second microwave treatment.

by Bo Zo Bo Zo January 21, 2010

meal pack

a twenty four ounce can of beer and a BC Powder taken at the same time to take the edge off.

After the strenuous day at work I stopped at the gas station and picked up a meal pack to ease my pain.

by Ben March 24, 2005

meal plan

An expensive item you have to buy in order to eat at the shitty dining halls at your college/university.

Person 1: dude, i forgot to buy a meal plan. I can't afford to buy ramen noodles
Person 2: You can still purchase a meal plan for $3,000.
Person 1: Fuck that!

by Dr. g December 7, 2014

monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.

Yo dig! wana monkey meal?

by mida moo November 21, 2007

having a meal

A euphemism for oral sex performed on women.
Another way of saying "eating out".

Guy #1: Hey, where's Roy?
Guy #2: He's with is girlfriend.
Guy #1: Doing what?
Guy #2: Having a meal, so to speak.
Guy #1: Oh. Props to him!

by roxasfair March 7, 2010

fourth meal

Going to your bitches house for some late night/early morning action. The sex is generally anal, but there are other items on the menu.

Ellis went over to Amandas for some fourth meal tonight.

by J-Easy November 4, 2006