one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.
Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.
by Klemintina March 15, 2011
Get the flesh flappermug. Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022
Get the Hand flappersmug. Hey Shawn, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her brown Snapper flapper when she bends over. I saw it already Cody. And my Big Bird is ready for some spit !!!
by Slobber Bobby April 28, 2024
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Get the flapper sackmug. When you fart and your cheeks flap together making a clapping song/sound, you can also said when you had a really bad day
by WingwangTAN September 21, 2018
Get the Butt flappersmug.