Skip to main content

Jerry-ness

(adj.) The epitome of creepiness often resulting in various forms of sexual harassment, severe uneasiness, restraining orders, and the urge for spontaneous uncontrollable vomiting for members of the opposite sex.
What the hell is that guy's problem?!? He keeps staring at my ass, ughhhh... he's got some serious Jerry-ness.

An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary white PF T-shirt that he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid fat physique, and while he tells everyone within a 50ft radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform a single pull-up, he then catches a glimpse of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will cause him to uncontrollably stare at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with be in complete contempt in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.
by italmafia1 June 14, 2010
mugGet the Jerry-ness mug.

loch ness monster

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
mugGet the loch ness monster mug.
Related Words
nessie Nessia Nessi Nessiah nessim Nessin nessica nessiness nessit __nessi

Nesbitt

A delicious beverage made with vodka and orange pelagrino.
Waiter I would like to order a Nesbitt from the bar.
by calgirlie98 August 18, 2010
mugGet the Nesbitt mug.

Couple-ish-ness-ism

1 Being a couple
2 Acting in everyway like a couple eg, finishing each others sentences
"He took that sentence right outta my mouth"
"soon you'll b finishing each others sentences, oh god, the couple-ish-ness-ism has started"
by Brookey N June 18, 2006
mugGet the Couple-ish-ness-ism mug.

nassin

" man, these fuckin Nassin noodles are damn good "
by noodlemansam July 2, 2006
mugGet the nassin mug.

ness

aka cool , awesome , sweet,
Jonathan: Dude that shirt is ness!
by Cakedude77 February 4, 2010
mugGet the ness mug.

bitch ass-ness

1.term used by P.diddy on the show making the band
2.meaning cocky,ahead of yourself
3.to put ur self on a peadastool
4.very contagious, easy to pass on
person 1:im the best singer there is
p.diddy: hey calm your self your gettin a bad case of bitch ass-ness
by grammywinner.j. March 8, 2008
mugGet the bitch ass-ness mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email