p'zoned

A more hardcore way of being pwned

Virtual Doctor: Congradulations! You have: AIDS
Kid: Oh nos!!!1!! I'm gonna diez0rz
Kid2: P'ZONED!

by STD AIDs October 17, 2003

bud zoned

After fiercely pursuing and fantasizing about a potential love interest, bud zoning is the act of relegating said fantasy into a "friend" and no longer being able to picture them as an object of sexual desire.

Bud zoned is the word to refer to a guy that is no longer a sexual interest to a female pursuant.

Friend: "How did your date go?"

Tina: "I can't picture kissing him!"

*Friends make eye contact."

Friend: "Bud zoned!"

by XXXTina October 17, 2012

Mom zoned

a girl who does all the stuff your mom would do for you

Karina friend zoned me, so I mom zoned her.

by Notyouraverageniceghee December 11, 2016

Friend-zoned

When a girl you like cries on your shoulder, but won't suck your dick. She usually goes through 10 guys a month.

John- So I hung out with Susan last night.
Bill- Damn she's hot. She suck your dick?
John- No! She fucking friend-zoned my ass.

Bill- Fuck that bitch!

by Ahsjdjeo473892 December 18, 2015

zoxed

Being in a state of exhaustion or tiredness (can be after a night out)

I am absolutely zoxed after last nights party

by Zapper51010 July 9, 2016

P'zoned

Extreemly, severely pwned. Like a third form of owned (Owned, Pwned, P'zoned).

Shit, man, P'ZONED!

by Little Ben November 11, 2003

zooed

(adj.) of or pertaining to being "out of this world"
(v.) to be "off;" to be out of one's mind

Yvonne: Hey, Shelby, let's cut cake out of our diet and just eat brussel sprouts!

Shelby: I'm not about it! You are too zooed.

by E. Q. Ambrosia January 24, 2010