A amazing guy with a beautiful personality and many fantastic features. He is romantic and faithful. If u ever find a zander hold on to it as long as possible
by L/call/me July 22, 2018
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If life ever punishes to the extent of introducing you to a Zander, there is still hope, just run away as far as you can and start a new life, whatever's wrong with you can be fixed.
by John W. Doe December 27, 2021
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Get the Lahoo-zaher mug.a girl who has a great personality, and will listen to anyone’s problems. she is loving, extremely beautiful, and has a kind heart. zander keeps to herself, only because she is scared to mess things up. some people hate her, but she doesnt care at all. fuck them!
zander is such a beautiful girl!
by Zander(girl) June 12, 2018
Get the zander mug.To meander aimlessly with a wobbling gait about the vicinity of a superior, while non-verbally gesturing a question with generally no relevance. The act is completed by brushing the superior away with the hands as if to say “never mind”, realizing that his/her reason for approaching the superior was utterly pointless to begin with.
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