Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.
I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
by brucelennon February 29, 2016
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An edit of Gustavo Fring saying sus instead of gus and people somehow find that funny
"My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus" - Gustavo Fring
"My name is sustavo but you can call me Gus" - sustavo Fring
by Shinkinou October 12, 2022
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17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
by elip October 30, 2014
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redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
by dboyfromdahood April 29, 2012
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this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 17, 2022
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Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in
Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"
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