yearsting

a mixture of thirsting and yearning; a combination of lust and love

*hot guy makes a tiktok*
His comments:
OMG IM YEARSTING!!!
IM YEARSTING SO HARD FOR THIS MAN
Anyone else think he's kind of yearsty?

by Foundingfatherslvr September 29, 2023

New Year Nut

When you bust a nut during the ball drop on New Years

This year will be great, started it off with a New Year Nut.

by Fuckup420 December 28, 2016

New Year’s Surprise

When a girl blows you while her head is in your lap

Samantha gave me a New Year’s Surprise on the couch last night after everyone else went to sleep.

by CndCooch3 February 9, 2021

kneepad of the year

An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.

I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!

by omen8 productions January 4, 2007

Victor San Yeap

a negar

a "look it a niger"
b "nah it just Victor San Yeap"

by Ben Dover aka Jack cough December 4, 2018

Burn a furry year

An annual holiday that last a year where you can burn a furry with fire and they cant fight back.

The furry burnt and died as it was burn a furry year

by HeinzBeanz the anti furry November 28, 2020

THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN

A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.

Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.

Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."

Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"

by DesPERRYado October 15, 2005