Yoinked

Being absolutely fucked out of your mind due to being under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Dude I'm just a little yoinked

by Beerandwhiskey69 January 04, 2021

Yoinked

To steal something.

Woow. That guy really yoinked her.

by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019

Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

by OGsavshea December 19, 2017

Yoinked

To be jerked off hard by another dude

Man last night was crazy
I was so drunk Todd Yoinked me
I had no idea it was him till the next morning

by Vegetable124 February 23, 2023

Yoinked

Is the exact same as yeeted.

The lord yeeted and the lord yoinked away.

by BabiDaAlien December 19, 2018

yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 24, 2022

International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object

obviously I used the international law of Yoink

by Gravrok February 24, 2021