Yoinked

Being absolutely fucked out of your mind due to being under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Dude I'm just a little yoinked

by Beerandwhiskey69 January 3, 2021

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

Yoink

Yoink means the opposite of yeet but you can use it in any situation

*you drop something* OH YOINK ......I often find myself saying it when I laugh as well tho

Someone drops something yoink

by LivBBBBBB September 3, 2020

double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019

YOINK

taking or stealing form friends wholesomely

i yoInked chimken nuggies from my friends TIFFIN

by NIAWW March 22, 2021

Yoink

The act of stealing something

I yoinked your virginity

by anonymous September 28, 2020

yoinks lads

It’s what my ex said when se told me she stil loved me but not fully

Ik heb nu iets van Yoinks lads blijf bij mij

by Sara’s uitspraak October 8, 2019