A fan of the Michigan Wolverines who has absolutely no affiliation to the university. They, usually lacking a college education, tend to have low-end jobs and therefore buy their Michigan apparel from Wal-Mart. Using said goods, they inflate their own egos with the historical successes of the Michigan football team, mistakenly believing themselves to be better than any fans of Michigan's arch-rivals, Ohio State or Michigan State. Being that most of these fans have a college education, and have a much better job and life than the Michigan fan, they are in fact far more superior than this fan. When the Wolverines do poorly, this person's ego is destroyed to the point where their existence becomes so pitiful that they will never, ever get laid.
by SpartanJB May 9, 2009
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jimbo:arr i am why kidda?
billy:would yo goo n ge' may a keg a booze for tonights piss up?
jimbo:arr a will arr, wherea yo bin werkin today?
billy:i been werkin at a abortwa in walsall, skinnin' hyde
jimbo: ohh arr! wheres we meetin?
billy: tell ya layra aer kid, arl call ya
jimbo: kaye
jimbo:arr i am why kidda?
billy:would yo goo n ge' may a keg a booze for tonights piss up?
jimbo:arr a will arr, wherea yo bin werkin today?
billy:i been werkin at a abortwa in walsall, skinnin' hyde
jimbo: ohh arr! wheres we meetin?
billy: tell ya layra aer kid, arl call ya
jimbo: kaye
by paul from near wolverhamton June 19, 2006
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A team of stuck of players and a damn bad fanbase of snots and preps. They may think they are better then OSU, but they lose. And by the way, I hate OSU, its just the facts.
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by baerclaw April 7, 2008
Get the wolverine mug.The Michigan Wolverines are the first Top 10 Team to ever lose to a Division 1-AA team. This should tell you how much this team really sucks. This example in itself gives you a reason to say, "Fuck Michigan, Go Buckeyes." Let's compare coaches:
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A Michigan student and an OSU student are both using the restroom at one of the heated Ohio State Buckeyes vs Michigan Wolverines football games. The OSU student begins to walk out:
Michigan Student: "You know, at The University of Michigan, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
OSU Student: "Yeah, well at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
Michigan Student: "You know, at The University of Michigan, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
OSU Student: "Yeah, well at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
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Tom says: Last night i jizzed so much she looked like a werewolf it stuck!! I a pro at wolverining 3 weeks of pubes.
Tommy: YUmmmm, id hit that.
Tommy: YUmmmm, id hit that.
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