1.) The polar opposite of Hell. During the months of Mid-December to Mid-May, it is a cozy -3*F everyday. It's a high of 20 and a low of Antarctica with a chance of rain that'll surely have you sliding in the icy abyss of Lake Michigan. Honestly, this should be a tax deductible for the residents they choice to stay more than five damn hours here. When night time starts at 4 pm and morning ends at 11 pm.
2.) The worst time to be getting lost downtown
3.) The passive death penalty
4.) The reason why no one wants to live in Chicago past October.
5.) The reason tourism halts to an icy stop
2.) The worst time to be getting lost downtown
3.) The passive death penalty
4.) The reason why no one wants to live in Chicago past October.
5.) The reason tourism halts to an icy stop
Texas Guy: GODDAMN IT's COLD!
Chicago Guy: But it's like 60 degrees.
Texas Guy: Oh like YOU felt worse. What's the temperature up there?
Chicago Guy: It actually got up to a high of 6 today! My mom was telling me how nice it was since yesterday, she said she was able to pry her car door open from the ice encasing it.
Texas: .....Chicago Winter....
Chicago Guy: But it's like 60 degrees.
Texas Guy: Oh like YOU felt worse. What's the temperature up there?
Chicago Guy: It actually got up to a high of 6 today! My mom was telling me how nice it was since yesterday, she said she was able to pry her car door open from the ice encasing it.
Texas: .....Chicago Winter....
by okami1113 December 20, 2010
by Ct_avy December 12, 2015
cardboard boxes worn on your feet in the wilderness, especially during wintertime, as a makeshift shoe/last resort.
by book69 April 11, 2018
The process of locking up a girl for the cold winter months to hook up with while giving the girl a false impression of a potential serious relationship. The guy then lets her go when Memorial Day hits, the weather warms up and the sun dresses start coming out.
Guy 1: So how are things going with that girl you've been seeing?
Guy 2: Everything's cool but I got a house in the Hamptons for the summer so we'll see.
Guy 1: I thought this one actually might turn out to be serious. She's just another winter girlfriend huh?
Guy 2: Everything's cool but I got a house in the Hamptons for the summer so we'll see.
Guy 1: I thought this one actually might turn out to be serious. She's just another winter girlfriend huh?
by The Widge July 25, 2008
"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"
"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."
"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."
by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013
Noun
one who was once cold-hearted, but becomes a nice person after the introduction of something new in his or her life.
(from the popular children's christmas claymation movie, Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
one who was once cold-hearted, but becomes a nice person after the introduction of something new in his or her life.
(from the popular children's christmas claymation movie, Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
Fool #1: "Wow Patty is a Winter Warlock!!"
Fool #2: "Yeah, well Andy gave her the choo choo train and now her icy cold heart is melting."
Patty: "I love you fools."
Fool #2: "Yeah, well Andy gave her the choo choo train and now her icy cold heart is melting."
Patty: "I love you fools."
by qua? February 04, 2009
An austrailian photographer of amateur nudity/porn. Her site features girls 18-24 with "natural" bodies.
"Hey you see that new chicks on Abby Winters?"
"Yeah, her pussy is right hairy, and her tits are fucking huge!"
"Yeah, her pussy is right hairy, and her tits are fucking huge!"
by slappyjoe December 07, 2006