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drink wink

when one is so intoxicated that one eye closes.
Man, i went to Ed's last night and he had a huge drink wink going on not to mention he smelled like Captain Morgans...

I've never seen Ed sober, hes always got a drink wink.
by Fairf November 4, 2007
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winkie

A slang term meaning "penis". Also spelled "winky".
Man: Have a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plan and then it turns back again when you tug on its WINKIE.

Woman: Ouuuuh, that's dirty!
by Demut April 12, 2010
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Kink Wink

A word used for a winky faces during chat with a more sexual meaning behind them.
Boy: Girl, you wanna come over?;)
Girl: Did you just use a kink wink on me?
by ToAndnearYander January 2, 2012
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dick wink

when your dick hole opens and then closes for no reason, mostly happens after intercourse when the penis feels good.
Tom: "i gave mel a dick wink after i plundered that dungeon."
Gimp: "thats sick."
by kfcnigga January 30, 2014
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Safety Wink

An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.

Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.

Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
A> Hey.
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
by ma0sm May 26, 2009
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winking stinker

Refers to the anus and its appearnce.
She turned over and we did it doggie style while her winking stinker stared right at me.
by carstaires February 13, 2009
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Winking Sphinx

The quivering effect on your butthole after eating bad quality food.
Engineer 1: "The lunch they got us today is making my butthole quiver."

Engineer 2: "Oh you mean you have a wicked case of the Winking Sphinx?"
by daHannibal September 2, 2012
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