Skiddy Wids

a game played during bath time which involves skidding up and down the bath just as the water has ran out, mimicking the movements of a penguin. Opptionally accompanied by the song "Skiddy Wids In the Morning" sang to the tune of the popular Hymn "Praise him in the morning"

Cant wait to play skiddy wids tonight!

by reNewt March 18, 2009

Whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake

a female perosn, whom is vicious, conniving, crule, and undesierable to be around and/ or with

Lexxie M. is such a whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake. Because she harrasses her boyfriend, his friends, and family, by harrassing them all the timehog. Whilist cheating on him with other men and women whore.

by Writing the truth December 9, 2011

Chasing the Widow

A manoeuvre exclusively applied to older, typically menopausal women, to “Chase the Widow” is to furiously stimulate the elderly woman’s erogenous zones in the (often futile) attempt to moisten it for penetrative purposes.

Person A: “Hey, I saw you take that old GILF back home last night, how’d it go?”

Person B: “It didn’t. Spent so much of my evening Chasing the Widow that I thought my fucking fingers would fall off”.

by Scullsworth August 30, 2020

porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

Corvette Widow

A woman who is left by her husband for his really nice corvette.

Red, I don't want to become a corvette widow. What am I supposed to do to avert this?

by Toastman0007 May 10, 2010

Wide Stance

A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted.

This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.

Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.

Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 5, 2007

cat's width

The minimum amount you can leave a door open so that a cat can get in and out without pawing at the door, or pushing it wide open. A good guide is usually the width of your hand.

"Leave my door open a cat's width, otherwise Missy'll be meowing in the hallway all night!"

by mrwhalejr July 3, 2007