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Sperm whiplash

A whiplash given to a female, by ejaculating super hard in her face/mouth.
Save up your sperm for multiple days. Then hook up with a girl, having her giving you a blowjob... Ejaculate in her mouth/face so hard with your ridiculous amount of sperm, that her head snaps back incredibly hard giving her a Sperm whiplash.
by femalepleaser69 July 31, 2011
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grass whip

A whip that is completely made out of marijuana, usually used during sex but also used for slaves.
Wesley: Did you hear that Melanie used her grass whip on Declan?
Tim: Ya she smacked that ass shut!
by cocoTr33 December 23, 2011
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Academic Whiplash

A mind-numbing condition resulting from a severe and/or unexpected increase in academic responsibilities, usually occurring near or around the end of an academic term.
Friend 1: Hey man, are you doing ok?

Friend 2: Nah, man. I have the worst academic whiplash, finals are killing me.
by spyroman January 3, 2014
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Social Whiplash

A term first made by Paramore lead singer, Hayley Williams. She defines it as: "sudden feeling of alone-ness after having being surrounded by a zillion people for a real lengthy amount of time."
Mum: Why are you so glum?
Daughter/Son: Just experiencing some social whiplash.
by ParamoreUpdates January 22, 2014
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shitstol whip

(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.
Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!
by Austin Pealy October 12, 2016
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Double whip

A derisive term for a Starbucks patron that asks for a grande frappuccino in a venti cup with extra whip blended in.
by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017
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Dole whip

Take a pineapple chop the top off then hollow it out on both ends. ( a larger sized one preferred). Two men insert their dicks into opposite ends and proceed to fuck it while looking into each other eyes. Once they ejaculated into the pinappele. They then grab two spoons and enjoy the dessert they've made.
My friend and i ate already, we had a dole whip warm and sweet dessert.
by Blueberry cobbler May 14, 2019
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