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Whatling

One who has short furry protrusions of the scalp, was once in a more wiggly state.

Often confused with waddle-ing this however is not exactly the same.

Is inclined to repeatedly use the words; "he thinks he's a boon!" or occasionally "pwned!"

One with a great skill in defying gravity, capable of falling UP a flight of stairs.
One scientist to another:
What is that indescribable fluff?
It appears to be some form of hair!
Unbeleivable! it must be a new spieces!! Look at it defy gravity in such a graceless manner!
by Insomniac January 13, 2005
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whlin

it simple means that yo crazy b
by limp May 21, 2007
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whagina

A vagina that is not pink, but white.
look at the whagina on that one!

i was scared to see that the mole rat was not pink, yet white... like a whagina
by DJZ February 28, 2004
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Whalen

The art of seducing those who are associated with the phrase "more cushion for the pushin".

Potential Whalers can be seen pacing the perimeters of Lane Bryant or any all you can eat buffet. Often frequents ice cream locations to find potential mates.

Symptoms include: fucking fat chicks, marking his territory in a canine fashion, desperation to end the drought, obsession with Queen Latifah.
Friend: Dude, he's totally pulling a Whalen tonight!

Fat chick: I hope there's a Whalen here tonight!
by Ovadia Yosef August 14, 2009
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Wee-woo-wahling

Can serve as both a verb or an adjective describing an individual's behavior.

Used for when someone doesn't know when to end a joke and you are debating whether or not to gun them down.
"Please stop making jokes, we're at my mother's funeral. You're wee-woo-wahling again."
by James R Clobum June 7, 2018
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Whaling

Whaling is when you go out looking to get some from a fat chick, ya know, more cushion for the pushin'.
Hommie #1-"Bro, I love me some fat chicks, I think I'm gonna go whaling."
Hommie #2-"Bro, your sick! I didn't bring my beer goggles."
by IronLungz April 8, 2015
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Whalen

To enjoy eating ice cream more than the average person, using the tongue excessively in a horatory manner.
-"Man, that whalen last night was outrageous! Right in marin, too"
-"You used a condom man? Or was it a rachelcream boston pie?"
by flowersandcakes January 15, 2009
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