Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."

Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.

by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009

cha welcome

A way of saying, "you're welcome" by sounding like a complete moron.

Boy- Thank you for your help with my homework.

Girl- cha welcome

by Angrymillennial January 2, 2017

Welcome to the NHK

Whenever you recommend this show or any other show, but the person you are recommending to either straight up ignore it or promise to watch it but never do

Artur: “Hey watch welcome to the nhk”

Narcis: “I WILL” never does.

by Enickrid March 2, 2021

A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

as welcome as cancer

The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.

Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.

by von groovy June 18, 2017

Mr welcome

A man that is probably married and cheats with his wife by beating his meat to other women and is probably a next big sex offfender

Did u see that guy mr welcome he’s a galist

by Mr gffsyfugb January 7, 2019

Welcome back

An arrogant thing for somebody not originally from a town to say to somebody that really is from the town.

It would be as arrogant and inflammatory for somebody not originally from California or New York to wecome somebody who really was from California or New York as it is for somebody not originally from a town to welcome somebody who really was originally from the town back to the town. When somebody is in their own home or town, they don't need a welcome back from anybody, and they never will.

by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021