weiner longer

1. Making your weiner longer.

2. Making your weiner longer in the shower.
3. Making your weiner longer in only half an hour.

In song form (to Battles "Atlas"):

weiner longer, weiner longer
I'm gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
I'll do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer
takes half an hour
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
if I've got the power
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' get her flower
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer,
do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer.......repeat

Mike made his weiner longer; he did it in the shower and it only took him half an hour. Wonder if he had the power to ever get her flower?

by The Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010

wessner

(v): a bowling technique in which the fingers are not put in the holes, but instead you hold the ball and throw it.

nice strike man!

yeah i used the wessner technique

by lfjelj4o7v8or December 31, 2008

Weinerbait

n. A girl who attracts many guys and fucks them. In other words, attracting weiners.

"That girl is such a weinerbait. She probably has STD's."

by Truongman4life May 8, 2009

Weinertown

Similar to sausage fest. This is a place with lots of men, particularly homosexual men.

Person 1: "WTF, did we just walk into Weinertown?"
Person 2: "Yep. And you, Gus Ochse, are the mayor."

by I-banged-your-sister November 9, 2009

Weidner

The man. A Weidner usually is a male between 17-21 years of age. He is gorgeous especially with thier beautiful eyes. What comes standard with any Weidner?: A charming personality, a six pack, a fitted Mets hat, tons of useful sports knowledge, A lexus, and game. Now Lets define this game of his: speed, stamina, integrity, and just mad game that girls haven't seen before. This male will usually chill with the likes of people named... Kobe, DJ Cam, and hair gel. Women love this kid.. (Just refer to definition #1 on this page.) With his great looks and charming personality, Weidner makes a girl (mostly just victoria secret models) fall for him, gets 10 points, and then peaces. Just like his boys, thats what happens on LBI! ATTENTION WOMEN: if you meet a Weidner, good luck, he's probably outta your league. Weidner: The man, the myth, an absolute fuckin GOD!

DJ Cam: Yo Weidner got mad bitties last night...

Kobe: I come to exspect nothin less.
DJ Cam: I hooked up with her too!
Kobe: Red Flag.

by Kobe Hibbs June 15, 2010

hot weiner salad

to apply hot sauce to the penis and then fuck someone in the ass

"I'm going to pick up some hot sauce so we can have a hot weiner salad for dinner." Yum!

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

Weiner Butt

When your wiener is on the same side as your butt, generally right above it or somewhere in the crack.

Dude 1: "Dude! did you hear about Steve's gnarley condition?

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1 : "He was born with a WEINER BUTT! that's why he pees in the bathroom urinals backwards!"

Dude 2: "Whoa! That's messed up!"

by Dr. Funkotronn July 29, 2010